All we need now is a National Anthem for God sake

May 31, 2006 at 8:24 pm | Posted in England, Football, World Cup | Leave a comment

One of those OH REALLY type stories from the BBC who by the tone of the article have no idea what to make of English people unsurprisingly in England,you can almost see the reporter blindly nodding their head as they talk to people,eyes glazing over !

“OH REALLY FASCINATING”

It ASDA make financial sense

May 31, 2006 at 8:13 pm | Posted in Asda, England, Scotland, World Cup | 1 Comment

Yes ok I can see the logical reason for THIS,but as usual,I have another twist to chew on with regards the World Cup and ASDA and it is this.

ASDA in their ENGLISH stores,obviously stock World Cup related clothing,so no biggy there,until you look again !

in England they stock World Cup themed clothing for Scotland and Wales and Republic of Ireland,the point being none of these are in the World Cup,only England,so what is that about ?.

WISHFUL THINKING PERHAPS

The other point is that Scottish stores are being spared having the beastly England stuff in their stores,yet another example of Scotland having to have someone hold their hand and say “there there mummy kiss it better,we won’t mention the beastly English again”

How come in England we are all inclusive giving ALL OF SOCIETY a place to celebrate football,yet in Scotland NO NO NO don’t mention the World Cup,to me that smacks of a Scottish society afraid of it’s own racism.

If WE in England hinted at a we don’t won’t you culture we would be in s**t street,not so in Scotland it would seem,God I love the smell of a double standard,just put it between two slices of bread for me,GRAND.

English women victim of PC ignorance

May 31, 2006 at 7:46 pm | Posted in England, Human Rights, Politics | Leave a comment

We see this over and over again,when ever there is a form to fill out in England with regards to Nationality, a little figure is seen creeping out with a net whispering “I hear English people somewhere,come out come out where ever you are I won’t hurt you”

And of course the trick is to find the box that says ENGLISH but alas you will never find this elusive square to tick as Britain doesn’t allow it.

The scab of my annoyance has yet again been scratched by THIS STORY,how rude and ignorant of the Library.

A little tester for all you people who live in patriotic Countries,unlike England,but then again England ISN’T INDEPENDENT.

Anyway if someone said to you, I’m sorry but you cannot say you are (fill space) because that identity either doesn’t exist (according to them) or it may offend others (whoever that is?)

HOW WOULD YOU FEEL ?

Scotland should stop bullying it’s own people

May 28, 2006 at 8:48 pm | Posted in England, Football, Northern Ireland, Scotland, Scottish Raj, Sport, Wales, World Cup | Leave a comment

Is there a World Cup on any time now ?

OH YES

And who is in it I ask ?

England !

NOYES really

So ok I am taking the pizza,but it is for a good reason,we,you me the dog know the World Cup is almost upon us, and we all,if our Country isn't playing have a fallback team to watch,whether it is because of family history,your life partner or you like the place as a holiday destination,you are free to either support someone or not,it is not the law, and no one will die if you never watch it.

So to my point and that is the blind continued attempts by the media and the UK Government to badger and harass and intimidate foreign persons to support England during the World Cup like it was their duty or something, BOLLOCKS.

The Scottish Raj have been systematically trying to force it's own populus to support my Country rather than boo us off the pitch as normal,examples of which can be seen,HERE and HERE,and with toe curling examples of a Scottish politician openly humiliating himself in a glorious act of turncoat treachery HERE

There has been numerous comment made on this issue with comments such as.

Cynics might suspect that Mr Brown is trying to ingratiate himself with the majority population of these islands,

This is right Gordon Brown performed a glorious act of political fellatio on the English electorate because he knows he needs OUR VOTE to stay in power because Labour LOST in England.

But this tactic has backfired due to his sycophantic betrayal of his own Scottish electorate and his own Country of Scotland,he is a Scottish Benedict Arnold.

more comments such as this are commonplace right now.

Oh I forgot to post the BBC World Cup Commentary guidelines:

1 -Within 1 minute of kick off in the opening match (Germany v Costa Rica), the commentator must mention England.
2 – Regardless of what two teams are contesting the final, England have to be mentioned within the first minute.
3 – The commentator shall refer to the Falkland Isles in passing at some point in the match if England play Argentina.
4 – Whenever a hat trick is scored, comparisons with Geoff Hurst will be made within seconds of the third goal hitting the net.
5 – Should England wear their red jerseys, then '1966' should be
mentioned approximately 20 times.

Unfortuately I am forced to agree totally with this opinion !!

I will be the first to admit that I am fairly non plused about the World Cup,I am fully aware England won't win,and just hope they at least make the quarters and lose gracefully,but not on penalties.

The issue with regards forced support for a foreign team is an issue I totally disagree with,the Raj and the Beeb should be utterly ashamed of themselves for even hinting at this distasteful concept.

I am English and have no intention now or ever of supporting Scotland or Wales for that matter,not because I'm a beastly rotter or something,just plain and simply I'm English,I'm not Scottish so WHY WOULD I SUPPORT THEM ?,it is a fact of birth,I have no Scottish relations,so no family history,my Mums family is English/American/Canadian,and my Dads is Russian/Irish/Welsh.

I am quite happy for whomever not to support England as they have no need to,just as long as they don't make a big thing of it near me,and the Raj should STOP telling it's own people what they should think,but I will say thisEnglish people who swan around in Brazil tops saying they are the best so England can go F**k itself have my deepest contempt.

YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE-TURNCOATS

Improve your engrish.com

May 28, 2006 at 5:48 pm | Posted in Humour (English) | Leave a comment

So funny, this site is hilarious,some of the crazy uses of english can’t be explained !!

check it out now engrish.com,thank me later.

Mel Gibson is King of the misery guts

May 26, 2006 at 7:01 pm | Posted in England | Leave a comment

Why ARE the Scots so sour about the English ?

According to the Daily Mail

Mel Gibson,who as we all know is an Aussie American,or American Aussie,whichever does it for you,is King dodgy accent guy of the grumpy gloom and doom sect commonly known as The Scots.

Why won't Scotland back England at the World Cup? The Scots certainly appear to have a grievance at the minute, as they recoil at every expression of English nationalist spirit in the build-up to Germany.

This article by the Daily Mail,in my opinion is pretty good,although there is one very odd mistake that I cannot explain and it is thus.

Never mind that we are content for two of our three major political parties to be led by men born north of the border.

TWO ? since when has it been TWO out of THREE ?

I think you will find that all three parties are run by Scots actually.

I must say a somewhat odd little error in what otherwise is a sound article.

It is certain that a large section of the tartan population will be cheering on whoever England's opponents are.

A very true statement,one I have remarked upon before as being a no brainer as WE,the English know all too well.  

Men get their own back for once

May 26, 2006 at 6:31 pm | Posted in Divorce, England, Equal opportunities, general | Leave a comment

Finally after all those stories of men getting totally f**ked over by the divorce courts,a women is forced to face up to the magical realm of EQUAL OPORTUNITIES.

WHAT A SHAME

According to the Daily Mail

Millionaire must sell her home in divorce deal with ex-lodger

I'm crushed !!

A woman who married her lodger will have to sell her "magnificent" country home to meet a divorce judgment.

So nice to finally see a women tasting that s**t covered pill men have to swallow all the time without a word.

Mr Dyer said
"I do not see it as a victory because this is the result I should have got at the outset of these proceedings.

"But in the light of what has been happening in the divorce courts recently, I see it as small triumph for man."

Perhaps next time Men will be treated equally now during divorce rather than a walking talking cash machine,living in a box behind Tesco whilst pouring money over a women who is financially solvent already and doesn't need it.

CHEERS DIVORCE COURTS,that's one in the eye for the man hater gang !!

The irony of kitsch

May 25, 2006 at 2:17 pm | Posted in England, World Cup | Leave a comment

With the World Cup but a few frantic shopping days away,we are presented with a blinding array of World Cup themed tat.

Whilst reading the METRO on the bus,I came across an item that,in an alternate universe would be a definate purchase –ENGLAND Passport covers,yes,yes I know,in this world England doesn't have a passport,so there is no such thing,TRUE,but I can dream can't I that one day England will be independent and issue passports !,so for now I want the red one that is totally cool even if it is for a non existent passport.

football passport covers.jpg

If you want one,they are £90,so start saving.

Lost in translation

May 25, 2006 at 1:50 pm | Posted in Crazy person, England, Humour (English) | Leave a comment

Given my very recent spam explosion,I was moved to read this item from The England Project,about some pill popping Crazy person out on a bender aimed at the CEP,all I can say is,thank God for comment control,this ass wipe is a total f**k head.

results of SPAM

May 24, 2006 at 8:23 pm | Posted in England | Leave a comment

Dear bloggers young and old.

Due to increasing levels of SPAM comments,I have made the comments section WordPress ONLY.

I apologise to my many Blogger and other contacts who I have been most fortunate to interact with,who will now be unable to comment directly,but given the universal problem of twats on the net,I hope this will be a small matter from now on.

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