Doctor Who,what,where,why,and I don’t think so!

August 28, 2006 at 3:40 pm | Posted in BBC, Dr Who, England, Humour (English), Scotland | Leave a comment

Just browsing News Now,and I found a ripe little Doo doo,courtesy of Contactmusic.com
It would appear that either their research people are being paid WAY TO MUCH for rubbish work,or someone just doesn’t give a s**t about facts.

Now I know I watch Dr Who for Billie Piper because she’s such a dirty girl,but I do take the time to recognise that the current Dr Who is SCOTTISH,not that you’d think that was a revelation,but you’d be wrong,because Contactmusic report that David Tennant is (ENGLISH!

“DOCTOR WHO star DAVID TENNANT has been banned from attending fan conventions by the BBC, because TV bosses fear the star may blurt out upcoming storylines to eager fans. The English actor is under contract to stay away from the sci-fi events“.

You can bet money HE doesn’t know that.

Yet and even more amusing,is the profile they have on him that points out that he is Scottish!,

David Tennant

DOB: 18 April 1971 – Paisley, Scotland, UK

wake up Contactmusic,do you even read your own website?.

No ones fat in Scotland or Wales then?

August 25, 2006 at 7:26 pm | Posted in BBC, England, Health related, NHS, Northern Ireland, Politics, Scotland, Sport, Wales | Leave a comment

According to the BBC,the UK Government is sticking it’s nose into only England’s health!,(like we need a load more Scottish people telling us about issues in ENGLAND that don’t concern them!)

Anyway,they report that England will have 13 million overweight persons by 2010,the UK Government are quoted as saying.

“We are intervening and helping to make a difference, but we want today’s figures to act as a stark reminder of the problem we and our children will face if we don’t act now and start making healthier lifestyle choices.”

Hold on a minute buckaroo,we and our children?

So let me get this straight,a bunch of foreigners from Scotland,Wales,Ireland and elsewhere,who are supposed to run the UK,ie Scotland,Wales,England and NI want to pester only English kids?

how does that make only English kids OUR CHILDREN,

Is there not a stark reminder of a problem for plump kiddies in Scotland?…..NO,well how about Wales then,how are rounder children going to cope in Wales without UK Gov interference?

Why is the UK Government making rules up for us, but appear blind to what should be their responsibility to ALL children in the UK!!

Given practically all UK Gov Ministers are Scottish, you have to wonder why it’s any of their damn business ordering ONLY ENGLISH KIDS AROUND.

To add salt to this open case of dictatorship to only them damn English scum,the UK Gov have appointed a Fitness Minister...but only for England(what a big fat shock I’m overcome)

Public Health minister Caroline Flint has been given the task of getting people to boost their activity levels.

She wants people to build physical activity into their daily routines to create a healthier nation in the run-up to the 2012 Olympics.

A healthier Nation,who exactly is she talking about,is it England? it can’t be!, according to the UK Gov,England isn’t a Country but a collection of regions….hhmm.

And what about the Olympics?,England doesn’t go to the Olympics,we don’t have a team,so how can making England healthier help for a Country without an Olympic Team?,you would of thought that as virtually everyone in the UK Gov is Scottish they would care a little more about their own Countries health,but apparently not!

So what team is this exactly,I can only assume it’s one with fat unfit people from Scotland,with a few plump Welsh persons to make up the numbers.

Ms Flint will be working across all government departments to develop a new fitness strategy for England.

What a nice job, a UK Gov flunky,who by definition should be looking after the health of all UK persons,only needs to swan around England,well isn’t my tax money going to good use!.

He we have another crystal clear example of Colonial law working in the 21st Century,the Scots ,who run Britain,are quite happy for Scotland and Wales,plus NI to decide for themselves how sturdier people are to be helped,but like nothing more than to pretend that their policy is somehow aimed at ALL the UK but is in actual fact aimed squarely at US, the English,yet of course,NO ONE SAYS ANYTHING!.

So for the record,how many overweight persons are there going to be in Scotland or Wales by 2010 then?

do they know?

do they care?

And why does no one give out the figures?

How can there be a British Government,when they seem either unwilling or unable to actually govern Britain?,they exist yet have no function!.

Playing with words,the Scottish way

August 13, 2006 at 7:27 pm | Posted in Devolution, England, Northern Ireland, Scotland, Scottish Raj, Terrorism, Wales | Leave a comment

When is a UK wide terror alert not a UK wide Terror alert?

When it only affects England

Naturally there has been a heck of a lot of coverage regarding disruptions at airports(allegedly UK wide)or so the media would like you to think,but however, the truth is a little more annoying,but not one media outlet has pointed it out,and that is,

The terror threat only affecting England not the UK

The BBC on their UK page indicate Travellers suffer further delays,the news story allegedly covers the whole UK,BUT IT DOESN’T,it only applies to England.

Amazingly on the BBC ENGLAND page there is NO STORY,only a link to the foreign British news?

The ridiculousness of the Beeb to pretend that this terror plot,however horrid,is affecting Britain just isn’t true!.

To emphasise this blind stupidity,on the BBC SCOTLAND page we find,not horror death and delays,but near calm and tranquility,

“what couldn’t the terrorists be bothered to go that far,UK my arse”.

The BBC WALES page doesn’t even mention the issue about bomb nutters,you have to go HERE,to find that all is well,and

“Let’s be clear – there is no specific threat to south Wales, Cardiff or the Millennium Stadium

There’s lovely

So no threat to South Wales…. how do they know?

Even the info about the UK bombers is only available from the BBC ENGLAND page,are they trying to tell us something?

But the info itself magically travels from England to UK,as Queen said “it’s a kind of magic”

Where we are greeted by a lovely map of the south of ENGLAND,not Britain,where all the so called wackos were located.

So with a room packed with Scots,oh and Welshman Prezza,telling England what to do,over a crisis that doesn’t affect their own Countries,terrorism is another reason why England must have her own Parliament to deal with crazy’s our way,and not be dictated to by foreign Scots.

From bombs to bank holidays

August 3, 2006 at 8:23 pm | Posted in Humour (English), Politics, Scotland | Leave a comment

Fresh from throwing a fit about the Raj being used by the US,then deciding a bomb was more child friendly being shipped from grubby morlock infested England,those silly North Brits have gone and bloopered their own Patron Saints Day.

All cleaned up, and fresh nappies applied,they throw a pie in their own face with this little howler.

When is it again?

Mad dogs and Scotsmen

August 1, 2006 at 5:48 pm | Posted in America, BBC, England, Politics, Scotland | Leave a comment

The BBC are not exactly known for their recognition of certain facts,and unfortunately,this morning was no exception!!.

The Beeb was talking to some US woman regarding Tony Blair and his visit to California to meet Arnie.

The cause for my alarm bells going off was a questiondo you think Tony Blair would fit in with the California lifestyle”….and the woman in her infinite wisdom(LOL) remarked “of course,mad dogs and Englishmen!!!,that’s why so many of them come to LA,they can’t get enough of it”.

Hold on there buckeroo,mad dogs and WHO exactly?,last time I looked,Mc Tony of Blair was a stone cold SCOT not English,yet again,the English viewer is exposed to an ignoramus,who confuses the Raj and England….(groan)….oh good grief,would somebody please go over there and Educate them PLEASE.

Yet the Beeb presenter didn’t correct her either(Prat).

You’d think Scottish,Welsh,and Irish people went around the World putting up post it notes saying England woz ere,not us,blame them”.

Sean Connery is No1 what!!

July 25, 2006 at 6:43 pm | Posted in Humour (English), Scotland, Scottish Raj | Leave a comment

Isn’t that a double negative or something,Sean Connery the Scotsman who was the ultimate British Hero as James “suck suck” Bond,the guy who now jumps up and down pouring S**t on Britain,whilst,sucking the c**k of every Scottish nationalist going,has been voted the best British Hero by a theme park “WHY?”

Sir Sean Connery has topped a list of British heroes. The Scottish actor – who is best known for playing secret agent James Bond – beat off stiff competition from athletes and TV stars in the poll conducted by UK theme park, Thorpe Park.

One would of thought he would be voted whiniest person who appeared in movies being Mr Britain who wished he hadn’t.

But then again let’s be honest about it…..if someone has to win something regarding Britain,what better person to win it but,yes,A Scotsman,they are after all the MOST British of us all,God bless Scotland and all the Brits who sail in her.

Media support UK Governments big fat lie!!

July 23, 2006 at 7:13 pm | Posted in BBC, Devolution, England, Politics, Scotland, Scottish Raj, Sky News | Leave a comment

Today the media are all backing up the UK Governments new thing that BRITAIN,and of course my dear Boys and Girls,the more with it amongst you will know the UK aka BRITAIN comprises Scotland,N Ireland,Wales,and even England.

So anyway the UK Governments NEW THING is the prospect of a UK Border Patrol Force.

THIS IS A BIG FAT F**KING LIE!!!!!

Sky News say

Britain’s ports and airports are to be patrolled by uniformed border-control officers in the latest move to tackle the UK’s illegal immigrants.

The BBC say

A uniformed border-control force is to be introduced at ports and airports for the first time in the UK

So why is there a problem?

The proposal for the Border Patrol comes from the UK Government Home Office,problem being,that this office does not deal with UK issues,only those of England and Wales NOT BRITAIN,so there will be no UK Border Patrol Force,only one in England and Wales.

Furthermore to the open absurdity of this policy which pulls the wool over the eyes of the average voter,it does so with the skill of a card sharp,misdirecting the eye elsewhere.

Stabbing the knife of dictatorship ever deeper in to England,is the fact that the UK’s Home Office is run by our favourite foreigner aka SCOTTISH attack dog John Reid,this man is in charge of an office for Countries he is neither born in or resident of,he is unelected and unaccountable to the people of England or Wales,yet he makes rules for us, talks at length in the UK Parliament about them,YET his own Country of Scotland and all his constituentsback home are not affected in any way whatsoever,by any word he says.

The omnipotent Mr Reid can say or do ANYTHING HE LIKES,and we can do nothing about it,if he came to work dressed as a Chicken,smoking pot and walking arm in arm with a call girl,we in England couldn’t get rid of him because HE’S SCOTTISH,and therefore UNTOUCHABLE!!!.

When John Reid goes back home to Scotland he has NO POWER,there will be no border patrol,no guards no nothing,he can go to sleep at night knowing that however much he S**ts on England,or Wales he never has to smell it, or clear it up back home in good old Scotland. 

Scots find NEW victims to bash

July 20, 2006 at 6:52 pm | Posted in Crime, Scotland | 1 Comment

It would appear that,the Scots,now bored with beating up the English,have now turned their bloodlust on the Pink posse.

The Scottish Executive is facing pressure to make homophobia a hate crime after new figures reveal a significant rise in anti-gay attacks.
Is there anyone they won’t beat up?

Doesn’t Scotland or Wales get weather then?

July 19, 2006 at 7:51 pm | Posted in BBC, England, Holidays, Northern Ireland, Scotland, Wales | Leave a comment

According to those wordmeisters at the BBC- ONLY ENGLAND is hot today?

Does that mean this heatwave skillfully stopped dead at the borders or WHAT?

Does Scotland or Wales not get weather?,it would appear not,whilst England has been melting,one can only assume they are in their thermals,shovelling coal on to the fire,the room lit by a single candle,dickens style.

YET in contrast,according to the BBC video it is BRITAIN baking in the sunshine,SO WHICH IS IT,if only England is hot,then it has nothing to do with Britain!,if all of Britain is hot then it is NOT JUST ENGLAND.

Wordmeisters do you know where you are?

how can a heatwave stop dead at the Welsh and Scottish border? 

England destined to be nuclear wasteland

July 12, 2006 at 9:50 pm | Posted in England, nuclear waste, Politics, Scotland, Scottish Raj | Leave a comment

According to the CEP,Scotsman Tony Blair has decided to make England into the set for the next Terminator movie by giving the green light to more Nuclear Power Stations,whilst blissfully keeping his own Country of Scotland free from the horrors of nuclear waste,radiation,and the physical cost to people living near power plants.

The billions of wasted pounds and the longterm cost to both our Citizens health and destruction of useful land for a gazillion years due to radiation would appear to be of little consequence to a Scot who protects his own in one hand and willfully irrevicably damages England with the other.

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